this is how I know I'm high:

You know what, grocery store lady? You do not need to ask me three times if I am sure I want to spend $10 on figs.  I can make my own financial decisions regarding produce. I do all right.

kushandwizdom:

ThisLoveQuote
awwww-cute:

While travelling across Europe, a Romanian host of mine had a cat too beautiful not to share. This is Teemo

awwww-cute:

While travelling across Europe, a Romanian host of mine had a cat too beautiful not to share. This is Teemo

traynors:

you dont just play the sims. you go on a sims binge for three days straight then put the game down for 5 months

Until the Mountain crushed my brother’s skull, no Dornishmen had died in this War of the Five Kings. Tell me, Captain, is that my shame or my glory?